Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Potty Training Advice

Dear mothers of toddlers,
When your little boys are big enough to stand up to pee, please advise them to step away from the potty before closing the toilet seat to avoid hysterical screaming, slight swelling, and purple bruising. Dads, this is not an excuse to leave the seat up.
--Mommy with experience

2 comments:

Wendy said...

ouch. good advice. i've heard of that happening before, only in the story i heard the little boy wanted his mommy to kiss the booboo.

Unknown said...

Aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!

Poor Judah.